Thug Life: Part 1/Transcript

Part 1: Opening
(Shows Heriberto Pictures Logo)

Text: A Heriberto Studios Film

Elmo: Ooh Woah, Ooh Woah, Ooh Woah,

(Pidgeons On Rooftops Scatter) Pidgeons: Coo..coo.coo!

Girrafe: I Know You Love Me, I Know Me

(Elmo Embarassed Face)

Girrafe: Yo.

Elmo: I Say. You Got The Money?

Girrafe: Good

Girrafe: All This Waiting Around Is Making Me Hungry.

(Girrafe Whistling Badly)

Elmo: Burgers!

(Car Starts, Elmo Sighs)

Elmo: This Brief Case Is Heavy

Elmo: I Got The Money Now Over The Hacking Device

Girrafe: Good, But I’m Afraid You Can’t Have Either

Elmo: What Do You Mean? Look, We Had A Deal

Girrafe: Oh, Well I Lied.

(Growling Sound)

Elmo: You Sent Me Up!

Girrafe: I Did It Out Of Your Own Good.

Part 2: Runaway
Police 1: You Think This Is Funny? Like Some Kind Of Joke!

Police: Your So Dead

Girrafe: Well, Yep.

Elmo: More Like Your Are.

(Slam Sound, With Black Screen)

(Police Siren Sounds, Elmo Run’s Away)

Unknown Person 1: Who This Now?

Unknown Person 2: How Did Anybody Find Us?

(Hospital Truck Crashes)

Unknown Police: Take Cover!

Girrafe: I Bellieve I Can Fly!

Girrafe: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!

(Explosion)

Unknown Person 3: Ahhh, My Foot

Unknown Person 2: Oh, Busted

Police 1: You Sure About, That? He’s Huge

Police 2: Yo, Who Is This Dude? You Want A Peice Of Me!

Police: 2: Actually, I Do, Extra Crispy, Please.

Police 2: Ahh,

Police 1: Ha! Pathetic!

Police 2: I’m Flying! Woh!

Police 1: Nobody Messes With My Mate!

(Lazer Sound)

Girrafe: Guys, I’m Still Flying, Someone Help Me.

Police 2: Grrrr....

Elmo: Dude! I’m So Sorry! Please Don’t Hurt Me!

(Clonk Sound Effect)

Police 1: HULK SMASH!

(Explosion)

Part 3: The News Morning
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